LOL

Quotes :

Relaxing Joke : Zorpia Pick.
lim_bizkit2003@yahoo.co.uk says: Chai²

Two old friends - a China man and a Malay man were having a conversation

Recently....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus.. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err .... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak
ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut...
manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa
problem... bini saya manyak puas woo....

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat
pancut..

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

lim_bizkit2003@yahoo.co.uk (E-mail address not verified) says:
Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya
lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

lim_bizkit2003@yahoo.co.uk (E-mail address not verified) says:
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu
nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..


Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah

Let's play some game : http://www.viwawa.com/

Zorpia also a good choice fer those love to watch MOVIE. lots Quiz you may love it.

listen these song: its pretty cute animination:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0
or GAY Song - I Kissed A BOY?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0292ZQgmxqI&feature