Sunday, August 7, 2011

share a lit bit

my classmate, 25 of member of DAC1-Group B-


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Six Easy ways to earn even after death.
1) Give a copy of Qur'an to someone. Each time one reads from it, u gain.
2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time sick person uses it, u gain.
3) Participate in building a Masjid.
4) Place water cooler in a public place.
5) Plant a tree. U gain whenever a person,animal sits in its shade or eats from it.
6)And the easiest of all to Share this message with people. Even if 1 applies any of the above, u gain. :D


Who is transformer's sister?
Transistor.
Who are transformer's mum and dad?
Transparent.
What is transformer's gender?
Transexual.
Which transformer wears tights?
Transvestite.
What is the name of personal transport for transformer in Malaysia?
Transnational
What is transformer's uncle occupation?
Translator
Which transformer is active in sport?
Transport



我不是蔡依琳,我不会“美人计”~
我不是郭静,我不会“在树上唱歌”~
我不是by2,我不会“我知道”
我不是林俊杰,我不会去数“第几个一百天”
我不是田覆甄,我不可能“寂寞,寂寞就好”
...我不是王心凌,我不可以“不哭”
我不是s.h.e,可是我的天“天灰”了
我不是丁当,我没有很多的“亲人”
我不是五月天,可是我很“倔强”
我不是光良,我不可能”若无其事“
我不是梁文音,我不“可以不爱你”
我不是黄丽玲,可是我知道”失恋无罪“
我不是周杰伦,但我知道“我不配”
我不是炎亚纶,我不可能“只看见你”
我也不是LADY GAGA,可是我知道“born this way"
但是,我可以做回我自己,因为我知道我根本不需要伪装~我只要做​回我自己~因为我就是这样,我妈生我出来就是这样,上帝创照我就​是这样~我要做一个重心的我!我要重新开始!!不再烦恼 !!



世上最难断的是感情,
世上最难求的是爱情,
世上最难还的是人情,
世上最难得的是友情,
世上最难分的是亲情,
世上最难找的是真情,
世上最难受的是无情,
世上最难猜的是心情,
世上最难报的是恩情,
世上最痛苦的是自作多情,
世上最可爱的是你微笑的表情

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