South Park

TURN ON YOUR SPEAKER LOUDER!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_MMuS7WQj0&feature=related

MY FAV SONG :

UNCLE FACKA!

Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka You're an uncle fucka, yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long (rhythmic farting noises)

Phillip: Hmm! (rhythmic farting noises) (laughing) (rhythmic farting noises)
Some Guy: What's going on here? (rhythmic farting noises) Some Woman: What garbage!

Some Other Guy: Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka T&P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Terrance: You're an uncle fucka I must say Phillip: Why you fucked your uncle yesterday Everyone: (laughing) People: Uncle fucka... that's

Everyone: U-N-C-L-E FUCK YOU! Uncle Fuckkaaah!!! hhooo-ha!

Phillip: Suck my balls!

2ND : It's Easy Mmmkay Lyrics

Mr. Mackey: There are times when you get suckered in By drugs and alchohol and sex with women But its when you do these things too much That you've become an addict and must get back in touch You can do it Its all up to you -mmmmmkay With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo,as in "bull poo","poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say So just use the word mmmkay! Children: We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay) With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day

Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey Its easy mmkay!

Mr. Mackey:Step 1 Children:
Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole

Mr. Mackey: Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo, as in bull poo,poo head and this poo is cold

Mr. Mackey: Step 3 Children:

With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

Mr. Mackey: Step 4 Children:
Dont say fuck any more
Everyone: Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say

Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!

Mr. Mackey: Your cured, you can go!

Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay Its easy mmmkay!

Children: It's easy mmmkay! Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkay!

Children: It's easy mmmkay! Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy!!

Children: It's easy mmm It's easy mmm It's easy mmmkaaaay (both finish at same time) (laughing)
Mr. Mackey: Mmmkay Mmmkay