Sunday, December 20, 2009
peranakan truely malaysian dinner
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he sat beside me, together watch the movie of racing.
hell, nevermind. forget about that. =.="
Sunday, December 13, 2009
THE LOVE GURU
http://www.myspace.com/gurusoundtrack
QUOTES:
Jacques Grande: And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.
Prudence Roanoke: What's that?
Jacques Grande: Pop-Tart with the ketchup. She's good.
Guru Pitka: Please welcome, Celine Dion!
Jacques Grande: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!
Rajneesh: [answering cell phone] Dell Computers, this is Chip.
Guru Pitka: If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?
Jacques Grande: Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!
Guru Pitka: Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.
Jacques Grande: Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.
Guru Pitka: Let's look at the word, guru. Ok. My goal is to get you to say "Gee You Are You", tm.
[repeated line]
Guru Pitka: Marishka Hargitay.
Guru Pitka: Jane, the city of Toronto doesn't hate you.
Jane Bullard: Oh, yeah they do!
Guru Pitka: Uhhh, no they don't
Jane Bullard: Oh, yeah they do!
Guru Pitka: Uhhh, no they don't
Jane Bullard: Trust me, at the arena I had maintenance paint lines telling me where the crowd can't see me! You know so they don't boo me and throw stuff at my head!
Jane Bullard: I haven't laughed like this in such a long time.
Guru Pitka: Why not?
Jane Bullard: It’s hard to laugh when men just see you as some curse.
Angry Fan: Boo! You suck Bullard!
Jane Bullard: No you suck! You can say bad things about me but I won't say bad things about myself! So guess what? You can all just kiss my... Canadian ass!
[crowd cheers]
Jane Bullard: Cherkov, Pitka's coming you have to...
Coach Punch Cherkov: Are you as turned on as I am right now?
Jane Bullard: You're a bad bad person.
Coach Punch Cherkov: I'll take that as a yes!
Jane Bullard: Pitka's coming just stall! Ew!
Coach Punch Cherkov: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guru Pitka: Bangkok.
Coach Punch Cherkov: Exactly.
[punches Pitka in his groin]
Guru Pitka: Omar Sharif, my balls!
Guru Pitka: Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy. Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt.
Coach Punch Cherkov: If I sit like this any longer, I'm gonna pop my dink bag.
Prudence Roanoke: [about Darren] Do you think he's really changed? I mean, he can't even play in front of his own mother. She's like kryptonite to him.
Darren Roanoke: [about his suit] What's wrong with shark skin?
Guru Pitka: More like gay-skin, how about. What? Yeah.
Guru Tugginmypudha: Good distraction frees us from emotional pain. Bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz.
Guru Pitka: [picks up Coach Cherkov] I'd like to thank the Academy. Wow, these things are heavy. Yeah.
Coach Punch Cherkov: Put me down, a-hole!
Darren Roanoke: How can you be the Love Guru if you've never been in a relationship?
Guru Pitka: Well, there is someone I like. But until I learn to love myself, I can only go out with three girls named Ann.
Darren Roanoke: Three girls named Ann?
Guru Pitka: Yeah. Ann Visible, Ann Flatable, and Ann Job.
Guru Pitka: It's a problem. Even Jay-Zed had 99 of them, and the bitch was not one of them!
Guru Pitka: Intimacy is like putting your wiener on a table and having someone say "That looks like a penis... only smaller".
Guru Pitka: Rajneesh, let's make like a baby and head out!
Guru Pitka: I speak of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Dalai Lama Test
1: FAMILY-horse
2: LOVE-sheep
3: PRIDE-tiger
4: CAREER-cow
5: MONEY-pig
2-nd question:
rawr implies your own personality.
fur implies personality of your partner.
run implies the personality of your enemies
capacinno- It is how you interpret sex.
blue implies your own life.
3-rd question:
siblings - Someone you will never forget.
gengstar - Someone you consider your true friend.
family - Someone that you really love.
me - Your twin soul.
nature - Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life.
You have to send this test to as many persons as your favorite number (7) and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded (52).
This is what the has said about the Millennium - just take a few seconds to look it up, read it and think.
Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands in the next 96 hours. You will have a very pleasant surprise.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Please do this. It is fascinating.
SEND THIS MANTRA TO AT LEAST FIVE PERSONS AND YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE.
Link to this test is http://www.wordofmouthexperiment.com/dedpyhto/tests/tibetian/index.htm and all you need to do is send it to your friends. Send it by email or post it to forum or your blog- it doesn't matter, it will work anyway.
0-4 persons: Your life will improve slightly
5-9 persons: Your life will improve to your liking
9-14 persons: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next three weeks
15 or more persons: Your life will improve drastically and all that you wish will come true.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
Holleween Punishment.
Since Sir been complain from some student's parent, he stop to use his stick.
As his law that in his class,
whenever exam result failed will get the special REWARDS.
So this time he enjoy to gave us free candy this holloween.
Every one was include, and so lucky got 5 ppl was quit from the game today. they maintain that score in the same gred of course and some absent.
Everyone was very happy to get ths CANDY.
11 out of 24 was pass in this exam. Sir very dissapoint with our result.
Think in another way, what he done to us is the wish where we can success.
he lead the way to us, but some of us still can't go with the straight line.
we would see a light from heaven and hell, just the choice where you want to go.
and another 2 project that giving half year ago, we almost forgot.
as he mention, gotta hand up these before holiday.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh, gotta go.
Cheers ups, focus on study chie.
eh! forget, i got bee sting just now! naaaaaaaaaaah!